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How Many Millennials Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

It’s hard to change a light bulb when you’ve got a lifetime of crippling debt in the way.

According to a new survey, less than a quarter of millennials say they’re GOOD at fixing things around the house.

And MILLIONS of millennials say they call for help to hang a picture . . . or change a light bulb.  The average millennial says they’ll go more than three weeks with a light bulb out before they get around to fixing it.

Some of the other jobs around the house that millennials can’t or won’t do are putting up wallpaper . . . painting . . . fixing a loose screw . . . fixing a heater . . . or tightening the hinges on a cabinet.

But it’s not all out of laziness or a lack of basic skills.  It’s also an issue of CONFIDENCE . . . 33% say someone else will do a better job fixing stuff.  And it’s an issue of TIME . . . 14% say they’re too busy.

Heres some jokes for you!

Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 

Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch? 
A: You turn me on. 

Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change. 

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb. 
A: Just Juan 

Q: What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb? 
A: A bright idea! 

Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark. 

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: How many can you afford? 

More Jokes Here!

 

(SWNS Digital)

Matty

I grew up in the small town of Amesbury Massachusetts, 30mins north of Boston MA. I Spent most of my summers on Sebago Lake and thats where I fell in love with Maine. After working in many radio stations from Boston to Portland ME, I find myself here! Bangor, ME and I love it! I was Born early 90s and love the music we play! Feel free to reach me on social @MattyOnAir

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