How Many Millennials Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
It’s hard to change a light bulb when you’ve got a lifetime of crippling debt in the way.
According to a new survey, less than a quarter of millennials say they’re GOOD at fixing things around the house.
And MILLIONS of millennials say they call for help to hang a picture . . . or change a light bulb. The average millennial says they’ll go more than three weeks with a light bulb out before they get around to fixing it.
Some of the other jobs around the house that millennials can’t or won’t do are putting up wallpaper . . . painting . . . fixing a loose screw . . . fixing a heater . . . or tightening the hinges on a cabinet.
But it’s not all out of laziness or a lack of basic skills. It’s also an issue of CONFIDENCE . . . 33% say someone else will do a better job fixing stuff. And it’s an issue of TIME . . . 14% say they’re too busy.
Heres some jokes for you!
Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry. Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch? A: You turn me on. Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change. Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb. A: Just Juan Q: What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb? A: A bright idea! Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark. Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many can you afford? More Jokes Here!
